Anaconda

...a slick, scary, funny Creature Feature, beautifully photographed and splendidly acted in high adventure style.

Yes, this is cheap, desperate, wretched movie-making. But dammit, it's fun.

Voight's performance -- one of the film's pure, trashy delights -- is all leer, sneer and macho swagger, while the rest of the actors feel like the disposable snake-fodder they are.

...directed by Luis Llosa with all of the subtlety of a snake-oil salesman, is in the great tradition of cinematic cheese, as processed as Kraft Singles slices.