Motorway Patrol

Police are taken on a merry dance led by the driver of a stolen vehicle, and Constable Bruce Wilson comes into contact with an avant-garde artist whose funds are running low.

One driver, caught for drink driving, is left spewing, while another finds himself collecting more tickets than a bus driver.

International pool safety rules are breached, and a Toyota ends up in the harbour. A driver caught doing burnouts has broken the law in more ways than one.

Two drunk drivers finish their evenings with heavy fines. A group of Guy Fawkes enthusiasts are in possession of a few too many fireworks, and the wisdom of seatbelts comes to light.

The evasion tactics of a drunk and drugged driver prove to be unsuccessful. A passenger finds themselves in the cells due to a less than legitimate registration, and a beautiful motorway `bromance' is brewing.

A drunk driver suffers a reversal of fortune, and two women busted on camera have some explaining to do. Saucy scenes play out near the Harbour Bridge on the North Western.

An 18-year-old male crashes after drink-driving and speeding, while up the road, a female in a similar predicament fears the wrath of her mother. Musicians on their way to WOMAD provide some light entertainment.

A driver with a mirror tied to the roof of their car claims that the vehicle is solar-powered. A woman makes a six-point turn in live lanes, and when a drunk driver falls asleep at the wheel, alarm bells ring for the arresting officer.

Constable Hamish MacDonald must put his plans on ice. Elsewhere, a drunk Lithuanian man is dismayed after being caught, and a drink-driving female is caught in a slightly compromising position.

Constable Bruce Wilson opens a can of worms as Constable Simon Russell confronts a liar. An Audi is discovered out-of-bounds, its passenger out of it.