The Relic

The writing is crammed full of cliche and stereotypical anti-sterotyping and the acting is uneven but this is disposable fun for the nasty-minded.

The level of horror and violence in The Relic'' is a notch or two above the industry average.

Vertebrae-tingling tension is cleverly blended with man-eating terror that recalls the great days of Jaws, Alligator and Piranha. Try it: you'll have fun.

...all slickly done, with the requisite big jumps, false leads, weird science and scary trips down dark corridors